Classical Sass

(262) Mild Apology

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I would like to apologize for the alt-fact in my haiku last night. My sugars were not catastrophic. It was late and I was far too unsober to handle describing my inebriation in any actual way. I apologize. To make up for this error, here is a haiku that is alt-fact free.

Lazy syllables

Can bite my perky white ass

Right smack in the crack.

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