Classical Sass

(346) Words That I Think Are Hashtags

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The Oatmeal. Because Matthew Inman is Life.

#splerp
#wines
#no
#bye
#iWriter
#[whatever day it is] 
#[whatever day I think it is, except it isn’t because fuck days]
#readygo
#whew
#humpacactus
#fuckoffsideways
#[whatever food I’m currently eating]
#[whatever food I think I should be eating and am not eating because apparently groceries don’t just appear in your fridge]
#fine
#[whatever the last word is in the sentence immediately preceding the hashtag possibly because emphasis]
#emphasis
#[whatever words equal the amount of pissy judgment I have for something]
#whatever

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